In a shocking revelation it came to my knowledge that Uma Thurman is to star in a movie with Steroid Monkey as its male lead. The movie is to be directed by Vishal Bhardwaj, based on the life of the actress of yester years, Nadira. The monkey, which cannot act even if his life depended on it is rumored to be quite excited at the prospect of working with the lovely Uma. Fans of Miss Thurman came across the astounding piece of news while browsing her wikipedia page. The actress who has worked with the likes of Ethan Hawke and John Travolta, doesnt understand the implications of choosing to work with Mr. Monkey. Maybe it is the prospect of money which made her take such a step, but fans believe if she comes across some of the works by the demented expression-less bollywood clod she would think once again about the role.
What the fuck is wrong with Uma Thurman? I cant for the life of me believe that the actress I adored in movies like Gattaca and Pulp Fiction would rub shoulders with Hrithik Klutz Roshan. Ohhh, Et Tu, Karuna.